Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.
by Dirty Crumpet July 26, 2019
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nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!
by Lasagna Ocelot October 20, 2020
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baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.
Shoot your baby seed in there.
by babylegsandwheels October 31, 2015
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Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.
by Sherof December 23, 2019
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Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
by Scabie Baby Hater February 01, 2020
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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
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baby guisada

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!
by Amy Sherita June 06, 2015
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