Apollonia

Apollonia Kotero was a swimsuit model, singer, and actress of Greek and Japanese descent. She joined Prince's entourage after the departure of Vanity as lead in the film Purple Rain and became lead singer of recording group Apollonia 6.

Who is Apollonia? I don't really know.

by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

Apocalypta

A band known for playing metal with cellos. They have recently collaborated with Three Days Grace's Adam Gontier in the song "I Don't Care". The music video for this song is a little freaky.

Person 1: Wow, that song has a wicked instrumental intro. Who's it by?
Person 2: Dude, that's kick-ass Apocalypta.

by altrockerX May 15, 2008

apocalyptophobia

baseless fear that the world is going to end.

Being under apocalyptophobia, he is living under constant fear.

by uttam maharjan August 20, 2011

Torture Apologist

I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.

Heck, I don't know what a torture apologist is. I see it in press, but what is it?

by kz5bw5 May 22, 2009

Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"

by Guzzi October 23, 2014

Microsoft Apologist

Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.

Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.

The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.

People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.

It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.

Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.

Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"

by Myland3r March 18, 2011

apocalyze

To bring one's world crashing down. It is the verb form of the word apocalypse.

I'd like to apocalyze my cheating ex-boyfriend.

I would like to apocalyze the professor that created this exam.

I will apocalyze my roomie because she is a lactoid.

by Chocolate and Vanilla Bear October 15, 2009