Alerto

a very hot man from the Realm of Retardation

wow Alerto is so hot

by Alerto official March 28, 2020

High Beta Alertness

A state of high anxiety with people prone with Autism or very sensitive to sound, which is caused by abnormally high frequency brain waves. During high beta alertness, the person may become perceptive enough to hear their own brain waves, and only the sound of either a low frequency, or a calming voice may take them out of this state of anxiety. It can sometimes not be caused by an anxious episode, but it can make a person feel anxious, since in a quiet environment the high pitch humming akin to Tinnitus can be heard at times.

Doc, I am hearing this weird ringing in my ears , every time I get stressed out when I am in a quiet room.

Your EEG scan showed that you have have High Beta Alertness by since your ears are really perceptive due to your hyper-sensitive hearing and your EEG shows that the frequencies inside your head are loud enough for your Cochlea to pick up, since your Cochlea is very sensitive to high pitch sound and low pitch sound, so therefore you can hear form -20DB to over 25,000 DB as your hearing sensitivity is off the charts!

by autistic nerd 1991 September 24, 2015

alberto febo

An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi

man i wish i was an alberto febo

by LITBOI696 September 5, 2017

Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure

Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh

by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017

Aleftina

Alè-fteee-naa f. s.
A great dancer with a fervent passion for chocolate. She usually can give great advices and she truly loves to study but can't do it without her fuel: sweet chocolate. If you'll ever need help, an Aleftina will look at you with teddy bear's eyes for days and she will surely try to comfort you.

ps: useful advice, don't fight with her about anything cause you're gonna lose anyway

-"Have you seen those dance moves? They are astonishing"
-"Yeah that's an Aleftina"
-"But why is her face full of chocolate??"
-"Oh don't worry, she washes herself in chocolate streams"

by BobTheUnicorn!!!! November 10, 2018

Alberto

Alberto he's a funny guy , he's kinda weird at times , and when he gets nervous like a tomatoe

" Alberto why do you like a tomatoe when you get nervous "

by Ifkkkkkkk November 25, 2018

aleriah

Aleriah is a dark haired girl big booty hella cute and has a great personality she’s the girl to go to when you have a problem she’s nice unique funny and a great bff anyone will be lucky to be her boyfriend and she is smart

Boy1:Bro that girl is hot

Boy2:Bro that’s an Aleriah she gonna slap you if you talk to her

Boy1:Dang your right

by Joel24 February 27, 2019