Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

Rear Wheel Driver

Someone who only goes for anal.

He didn't want to get inside me unless I let him in through the backdoor, fucking rear wheel driver.

by Shin-Nippori January 25, 2019

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

oral pile driver

When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.

Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.

by Mac tre daddy May 7, 2016

Denver Pile Driver

Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.

She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.

by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023

Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome

"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."

by finalphoenix March 10, 2014