Taco Jack

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!

Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!

by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA February 13, 2011

Spicy Taco

before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.

Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?

by D.P. Wong March 18, 2009

butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

by David June 18, 2006

taco truck

A great place to grab some grub with friends.

Hey Drew, want to meet me at the taco truck for dinner?

by Silurian November 14, 2006

Taco kisses

The female equivalent of tea baggin. When a female dunks her vagina region on anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertifal position. While males may perform tea baggin (When one slides there nuts in and out of anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertical position. )

Sue: "While Lee tea bagged me I got him back by giving him taco kisses."

by Aithne111 June 13, 2009

hot taco

When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.

Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.

by eltomlo August 17, 2008

taco stand

the female equivalent of a sausage fest.

"Dude, that John Mayer concert was a total taco stand."

by Gearmond January 04, 2009