A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
by J92 February 14, 2016
when something's out of its container
by trotro's dad September 11, 2013
Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?
Kaylee ~ I don't know?
Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!
Kaylee ~ I don't know?
Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!
by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 24, 2013
An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 02, 2017
A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".
by Jabbra December 14, 2012
When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 11, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018