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Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".
"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"
by Jabbra December 14, 2012
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Boomer Eggs

When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
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Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017
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Giant egg

GIANT EGG

This word is most likely used in westernised areas of britain. Often used to replace a word similair to "cant be arsed" or "cant be bothered" to do an activity.
1st Person: " AIGHT mate, fancy coming to town? "

2nd Person: "Giant Egg"
by Rick Griffiths March 5, 2009
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Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017
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Robin Eggs

A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.
Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.
by Steve-OBSM August 17, 2011
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pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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