jack off

when you want jack to get off you with minimal words

"Jack off!"

by gofuckyourself6969 May 7, 2021

jack c

very strong and muscular, basically michael phelps.

jack c is so muscular and attractive

by big buff man May 30, 2023

Jack Gilinsky

The hottest mother fucker alive.

Me- Jack gilinsky is fucking sexy

Friend- He’s so hot it makes me nervy

by jackgilinskyissexy March 23, 2021

Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal

Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011

Jack’s Delight

When taking crack in your butthole and hitting the pool or pipe at the same time

Dude I go Jack’s Delight last night with my homeie bill

by Ace Venatura May 21, 2019

Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024

Jack

Smart, Handsome,Tall guy with a Jolly Nature .

Jack is the smartest boy of his class.

by _Anjaan_ November 23, 2021