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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!mug. The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011
Get the The Church of the Night Time Catmug. by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020
Get the Every other timemug. Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
by Debon5 June 26, 2024
Get the First time Gaymug. "Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
Get the time-sharingmug. When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
Get the bro i was a dude the whole timemug. When one of the homies is on a different plane of existence, crawling around on the floor of the bar like a gremlin hunting for dollar bills and cocaine. Don’t feed this person after midnight or they will fuck your shit up.
“Hey Adam did you see where Shanelle went?”
“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”
“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”
by Garbanzo November 21, 2022
Get the Gremlin Timemug.