nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin

It was a McMuffin Nut

by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall

Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Nut

My favorite snack

Hey may i have nut?
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!

by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019

Dun nut

To ejaculate

I’m about to dun nut Sabrina open your mouth

by will vickers 780 February 17, 2018