Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

by Pebus god May 11, 2024

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024