fuck off and mind your own

generally this term will occur when someone's presence or opinion isn't wanted, or when someone should stop being a nosey little fuck and keep on moving.

"What did you do last night"

"Fuck off and mind your own business"

by Kate Louise February 20, 2017

hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015

Mums Night off Bucket

That secret bit of fanny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. Only Later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she's pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.

"Its finger licking good"

"My dad thought he'd give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket"

"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008

Drop the Obamas off at the White House

Taking a dump. A mighty powerful dump indeed.

Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.

by PlannedAnxiety52 July 30, 2011

get the fuck off my life.

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.

E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.

by lol@aids December 11, 2006

Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

where do you get off

Basically means "why are you...", as in "why are you having sexual relations with my wife, friend?"

Or, as most of us would put it:

"Where the fuck do you get off fucking my wife, asshole!?"

by PoopyPoo April 30, 2005