penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016

phenis

This word is used in the movie Borat in the Kazakhstan anthem. It is unclear whether this word is a mispelling, or is it a real word meaning a statue.

From the movie Borat's anthem of Kazakhstan:

Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader
From junction with the testes
To tip of its face

The clip shows a guy working out and then a column and then the guy's photo. Does it mean phenis is another word for statue, in this case a statue of the guy in the clip?

by Racko March 8, 2007

pennis

the cool way of saying penis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again

by Jay May 10, 2003

pentis

another word for penis

you want to eh, touch my pentis

by ThePoonWrangler March 14, 2010

penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick

Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.

by Rosseus July 27, 2008

Panis attack

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009

pengis

a bent or curved penis

bob: I walked in on my cousin taking a piss! found out hes got a pengis.

john: Thats deep dude

by bob the bilter July 14, 2011