monkey language

the language that has the least letters (a, e, i, o, u), very understandable, and a e uu I oi oi e e e :3

Me: ai

Friend: oi ai ai ai

Me: ai e e o u I a oi oi oi oi e e a u

Kid: what the hell are y'all doing?
Friend: we come from the planet alien and we speak the native monkey language
Me: and we are hungry for your grandma..

Kid: oh shit

Me and Friend: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by school_chromebook_user December 22, 2025

Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!

“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C

by One5ve February 10, 2024

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.

Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII

by Pweaw February 12, 2024

MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"

by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024

Black Monkey

A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys

Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."

Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"

Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."

by NotPoiix February 13, 2024

Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024