pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Penis numbler

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it

Becky is a right penis numbler

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

Penis

A thing men love up their ass.

Andrew Rannells: penis

by n33my October 27, 2020

Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.

Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!

by haha or satin June 3, 2023

Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA May 6, 2018

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022