Butt Plug Jokes

Butt plug Jokes:"Dirt" - Joe says as a joke to Kelly's joking Snapchat that hashtags #buttplugs
by Everjust April 20, 2018
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1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse
theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"
by MR. Bower April 27, 2009
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rap around butt grab

when you are recieving oral sex while some one ugrabs you butt while giveing you anal sex with a dildo
Damn last night MAry hit me with the rap around butt grab it hurt bad.
by thepimpjuicex June 11, 2006
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hairy front butt

On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.
Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.

"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018
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Butt Broth Nob Slap

At the time of ejaculation whilst participating in a buttwank the receiver waps there shit/cum broth soaked nob and slaps it in there partners face leaving a nob shaped imprint on there forehead.

Also leaving the broth 'shit & cum' stain all over there face.
"Alex wacked his wang out quickly from between Tom's butt cheeks and slapped Alex in the face whilst cuming."

"Oh my a Butt Broth Nob Slap you have given me"
by John Bizzle November 18, 2006
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email butt-whistle

1990 - The college buddy who won't go to the toga party because he logs into the school server to play on the UNIX system and gopher around the world
2000 - Anyone who puts their email checking schedule in front of other social activity
2006 - Dead Blackberry batteries.
This is a great party. Where's John at?
He's up at the school whistling.
John is an email butt-whistle
by Duluth Student September 20, 2006
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