post nut tiredness

when you have a wank and take a nap

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024

stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015

Deez Nuts

Not Dem Nuts, nor Doze, but Deez.

DM me @this_name_though. we can talk about Deez Nuts

by this_name_though June 12, 2017

Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

nut snuggler

Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"

1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.

2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.

3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.

by C_fold January 26, 2024

Never Not Nutting

A condition where if the person loses no nut november, they must nut every hour until november is done as punshiment.

" You lost NNN! Dude your gonna have to go through the punishment now."
" What the hell is the punishment?"
"Its called Never not nutting and you have to nut every hour dude"
"Fuck"

by SolaireTheNutGod November 2, 2020

Nut song

A song so amazing that you can’t help but be moved to nut.

Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata is my nut song.

by tdawg456 September 9, 2019