urban dictionary

a dark, dark, place

i went on the urban dictionary today, I regretted my being alive.

by swagboi78 May 1, 2021

Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?

Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!

by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018

Urbanitis

a disease causing one to be obsessed with looking different words up on urbandictionary.com. Usually, the person is so addicted, they let everyone know what words "really mean"

Cindy-"did you know my name means slut?"
Marcy-"where did you hear that from?...Urban dictionary again?"
Cindy-"yess...how'd you know?"
Marcy-"face it Cindy...you have a bad case if Urbanitis"

by FakeMarcy March 11, 2010

urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.

He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"

by princess2020 May 25, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

When Urban Dictionary doesn’t have your word.

Urban Dicktionary didn’t have dupe in the context I was looking for

by TheEpicDuckers April 15, 2019

Urban

Urban pretty much means black. Come on now you really didn't think this was just called the Urban dictionary for no specific reason. It's supposed to be black people's definition of things, if you ain't black. Get woke.

"You're in charge of the Urban division"- Blackish

by BLM365 December 4, 2020

urban dictionary

place where people like me finds attraction from sarcastic person

me :look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh

by umheythereily January 9, 2021