The act of 2 guys having sex with one girl and talking about how great the Steelers were during the 70’s
While my friend and I were in the middle of a Pittsburgh Steel curtain, the girl we were fucking said the Steelers were nothing compare to Cleveland!
by Rmadness October 23, 2023
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Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse
by Charnime October 25, 2023
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The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
Get the shitting in cursive mug.An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
Get the The Banana Cure mug.The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
Get the The Simpsons Curse mug.Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.
by Gorillidus October 21, 2024
Get the David's Curl mug.It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.
Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀
by wheezie5135 November 2, 2024
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