penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

PENIS

your mom's lunch. Also male genitalia if your IQ is room temperature.

"damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by Busbusgus July 24, 2022

Penis

One's tube steak is not only an important organ in the body, but also a funny word to giggle about with your friends, regardless of age

Wilma: "penis~~" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dikfit: that is so funny, I almost forgot to laugh

by Chork dognut July 27, 2022

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 29, 2022

Cashton’s Penis

The famous boy Cashton has a very small, weirdly shaped penis or mangina if you will, but don’t be fooled by the smallness of it, he is proud of that thing and loves to frolic it around.

Denner-Omg did you see cashton’s penis
Lia- Yes it’s so small!

by Theloveofmanywords August 3, 2022