Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag

I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

Gas n Bag

When a male proceeds to fart in your mouth and then quickly puts his balls in your mouth.

Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.

by Famous XIII April 21, 2017

salt bag

Someone who is beyond salty

Brodie: “Shut the f@&k up chad!” Chad: “Chill out salt bag.”

by _saltbag September 7, 2021

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

Gem bag

: the external pouch that in most mammals contains the testes

Hiding your gem bag behind an athletic cup is the best way to protect the family jewels from harm.

by Hendo83 March 13, 2024