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Forest Park High School

A Street Bruins or commonly known as speds also have a shitty play in December called the Polar Express that looks like it came from a mental asylum. JROTC kids are probably the most fucking annoying kids of the school full of school shooters and ratchet bitches who have STD's (deadass) White girl cliques also who have a nose in everybody's shit for some reason because they're so fucking bored with their lives. The classes also get dumber and dumber and less white by each year due to the changing demographics of PWC so it'll become full of greasy Hispanics who don't speak English and wannabe ghetto kids trying to act tough. I wouldn't be surprised if this school got shot up in the next decade.

You can't mention Forest Park without the drugs. Shitty acid tabs, dab pens full of Vitamin C and syrup and weed that looks like it grew in a sewer pipe. Supposedly some teacher also smokes with the students as well. Teachers are also a lil pervy and basic but some are cool. They all got a bunch of issues that they tell to their uncomfortable class

All in all, a great school for your kids and a delighting experience for all.

also, nice scenery of a forest as well, where the boys smoke.

6.9/10
Go Bruins
by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020
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Midwest City High School

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.
by totallynotafreshmen January 24, 2020
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A school for James Charles' hopeless descendents
Kid 1: Omg did you go to the football game last night?? We won 55 - 0!
Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back
by qscgukugcsq October 23, 2022
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Vernon Hills high school

A good school with many excellent teachers. The teachers try to help students much as they can until they pass the class. Some or most of the teachers in this school would give students retakes.

but...

DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.
by expoeraser6405 April 11, 2022
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Brea Olinda High School

A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.

The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.

The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.

(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
by Totally a real crow September 19, 2021
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Lake Howell High School

The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
by frogglv August 21, 2021
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Washington high school, Missouri

If you have gone here in the past you will be nothing but disappointed, all the currant students care about is, politics, drugs, a overrated sport, wearing dark goth makeup and scaring the children, hating on people, pretending to be a farmer, and hallway fights. This school is probably 99% white, 50% of witch will never leave this town long term unless it’s for Florida like the rest of this state. And the other will never come back. Just about all of the teachers are liberal. And most jocks are sexist, racist, and drink 5 water bottles a day for the “sport” but it’s probably to go to the bathroom and hit there buddies vape.
You go to Washington high school, Missouri? “Yeah tomorrow’s tractor day, can’t wait to see the cows!”
Have you heard about what happened at washington? “No but I bet it was another bomb threat”
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