Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
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Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.
Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?
by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017
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Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
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Monkey Man

Your a Monkey and a Man
by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022
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Monkey Man

Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.
I don’t have the time or energy for a monkey man like you. I’m already giving it all at home.
by QueenMaedh January 29, 2021
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monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet
by cock shit November 05, 2020
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