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Wolfbag

When someone ties a piece of bacon to a string and puts it down their sexual partners throat and then pulls it out when they are having an orgasm to cause them to throw up.
Jessica spewed all over my bed when i wolfbagged her last night.
by Hot-Box April 15, 2009
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Wolf

A hairy gay man—usually a top—packing a moderate to high amount of muscle who inhabits the cross section of bears and otters on a Venn Diagram (i.e. a mix of the two). Can be found in packs or exploring the world as a lone wolf. Above all, a wolf is the type of gay who, if he told you he transforms into a canine monster every full moon, you wouldn’t be surprised.
I’m usually a strict top, but I wouldn’t mind getting my ass pounded by a hot wolf every now and then.
by Mr. Freetime April 16, 2020
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She Wolf

A woman's mischievous alter ego. This side of the woman does things without thinking or consideration.

As made famous by Shakira's hit song "She Wolf".
Bob: "Sheila, can you explain these credit card bills?!"

Sheila: "It must've been the She Wolf..."

Bob: "So the 'She Wolf' spent $300 on a pair of shoes?!"
by Plays with Kittens October 7, 2009
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wolf

Canis-Lupis, member of the k-9 family, an animal that hunts and lives with packs. verry few survive in the wild today.
the wolves ran through the forest after catching scent of a herd of elk
by K-9wolf July 19, 2003
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wolfbagging

I think that the original definition, as told to me many moons ago, is having sex with a goose, then slamming it's neck in a drawer to produce body spasms which will, alledgedly, increase sexual stimulation.

Who needs stimulation when you're 'taters deep in a goose?
Person1: I was wolfbagging a goose the other day.
Person2: You delightfully old-school pervert, you.
by Deacon Gusset April 23, 2006
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Wolf Pack

The Wolf pack is a conglomerate of fagots, drunks that "can't hang", clumsy and or uncoordinated people that go to parties and make fools out of themselves.
They also deny each other and the wolf pack in its entirety when things get too crazy or involve physical confrontation, this includes getting kicked out of parties.

Gay wolf pack member- grabs other men crotch area. He does this with the full knowledge and confidence that the victim will not make a scene (especially at Halloween parties) because it will cause self humiliation.

Drunk that "can't hang"- This member is responsible for drinking the smallest amount of alcohol and getting the most wasted while at the same time promoting the wolf pack name and political agenda. Note- This member is easy to anger and to fuck with, this usually results in him getting kicked out of parties and looking like a bitch.

Clumsy Wolf pack member- Challenges others to drinking games but ends up humiliating himself and humanity by spilling beer all over his shirt and being an overall bitch.

The wolf pack may also have an African-American/nigger/black guy, member in its numbers. This member is responsible for wearing cheap ass gear(clothing) and trying to hate on other peoples shoes. This of course results in his own humiliation and the destruction of his dignity.
Drunk wolf pack member- Wolf pack is the best (slams beer on table)
Owner of the House/party host- Get the fuck out you fucken drunk bitch.
Drunk wolf pack member-Fuck this party.... WOLF PACK LETS ROLL..... (pounds remaining beer in his can ) while waking away
Wolf pack members- deny the existence of the wolf pack and deny all knowledge of drunk wolf pack member.

Drunk wolf pack member- waits outside in the cold streets for 4 hours thinking that the wolf pack will rise and follow him into glorious victory, but in reality other wolf pack members stay indoors enjoying the party while taking mass shit about drunk wolf pack member.
Drunk wolf pack member most infamous quote " I blackout but i never pass out"
by Bigballz805 November 3, 2010
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Teen Wolf

when some one is an ass virgin and you bend them over and stick your cock in there ass real quick and they let out a howl like a wolf ow ow oooooowwwww!!!
she said she never had anal so i teen wolfed her ass
by gregsadouche July 17, 2011
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