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Dead Witness will one day rule the world
by Richard Nixon January 20, 2004
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cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
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jehova witness

Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.
Fucking jehova witness god they are annoying
by Pennyworth832 December 22, 2016
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WATNOT

Term use as "etc"
also use to replace the word shit
in some sentences
Im learning manners and all that watnot///shit being replace for watnot

i hate love nd all that watnot
by mr lobo September 26, 2007
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Winona Ryder

/win-noh-nah rhi-der/ adjective

Something yelled out by a Call Of Duty online multiplayer when he steals a non-detonating care package before the other team can collect it. This is referring to actress Winona Ryder being arrested for theft in 2001. It also refers to a comedy skit by Dave Chappelle in which people yell out a sports star or celebrity’s name prior to duplicating a heinous or despicable act they are famous for committing.
Winona Ryder! Oh sweet! I just stole an assault drone.”
by PDX Pilot 1 November 3, 2013
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Wino

Refers to Amy Whinehouse as a crack whore. Like when she is doing something incredibly stupid like walking down the streets naked, cracked out, and screaming for help, or getting caught on video smoking crack.
Wino lost another ten pounds today. When is she going to get off the crack?
by Mrs. Rodriguez February 19, 2008
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Jehovah's Witnesses

1. A member of a global Christian congregation who worship Jehovah as the only God, believe in Jesus as God's son sent to ransom humankind from sin and death and is now ruling as king in heaven. They believe that the goodnews must be preached before the end comes and stays neutral in National and Racial controversies.

2. A member of an international Christian organisation whose believes are based solely on the Bible. They often go from house to house preaching, "God's Kingdom." The Witnesses also have no clergy class and regularly meet for worship at the, "Kingdom Hall"

3. A group of Christians that were hated and persecuted by Nazi Germany along with the Jews and Roma for refusing military service. The Witnesses were also persecuted by the former Soviet Union for refusing military service as conscious objectors. They believe a Christian shouldn't get involved in war as Jesus taught that one should love his neighbor as himself.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often hated, misunderstood and despised by a lot of people but a closer look at them and their believes will annul such hatred and misunderstanding.

These definitions were written based on unbiased historical evidence. The above informations were collected from face to face interview with the Witnesses, from their website (www.jw.org), The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (www.ushmm.org),and Jewish Virtual Library (www.jewishvirtuallibray.org)
Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at my door this morning and offered a free home bible study course
by apallison December 10, 2017
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