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legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
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Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!
by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016
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Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.
"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.
Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper
by crudmonkey April 25, 2020
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Bouncing the Weasel

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.
by DND2021 August 6, 2021
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Stoat and Weasel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Pulling a Wease

The act of turning down a promotion
They offered me stripes, but I’m pulling a Wease
by DirrtyJessy May 25, 2023
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