tool

A person who thinks they have lots of freinds, but really has very few and is being manipulated into doing things for his/her "friends".

Bob: wow he thinks hes popular but hes not
Jeff: I know! Whatta tool.

by BillyJeaaaan July 29, 2011

Toolage

Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"

"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017

Tool and Die

Bring a tool and running with it until you die

“Chris give me back my phone stop snooping around!” “Tool and Die”

by Sans from UNDERTALE August 4, 2018

Tool In My Box

Having a "Tool In My Box" means that there is a penis inside of your anal canal at that point in time, so if someone were to say "Hey, did Aytuls shove his tool in your box?" it would be asking if Aytuls shoved his penis up inside of your anal canal.

Hey Ashley, may I shove my tool in your box?, Who would like to shove their tool in my box?. May you stick your Tool In My Box?

by CewnBoy January 24, 2019

Tooliey

a bald streamer who puts a dress on when his fans love him. Tooliey is a streamer on twitch.tv and he is legit so bald you can see the freckles on his forehead. He looks like a leprechaun and he is a cheeza

Tooliey is so bad at fortnite

by DarkAurAAA July 22, 2019

El Toolio

Where as Toolio is an ultimate Tool, El Toolio is the ultimate Toolio

Person 1 : You're a Tool
Person 2 : You're a Toolio
Person 3 : You're El Toolio
Person 4 : So's your ma

by Scryypy May 12, 2004

Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.

Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool

by unknown45629 November 21, 2009