Turd Wrangler

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

bass-turd

mispronounced and misspelled for centuries now. actually spelled bass-turd and it is a derogatory word for someone who you would like to call fish poop.

I can believe you won u bass-turd.

by suikodenfan88 August 8, 2010

giant turd

a giant turd is typically used to describe someone or something that is exposed in a very public place, taking up way too much of that public place, with absolutely no place to hide.

i came over the crest of the hill and there was eddie, like a giant turd, in the middle of the road.

by harold hughes January 2, 2009

TURD HURDER

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.

Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.

by plumbers November 19, 2007

Curb Turd

An individual, usually a male, who parks his motorcycle or truck in parking lots adjacent to busy streets and loiters with others as a form of leisure activity.

One of the curb turds brought his girlfriend to the grocery store parking lot tonight to meet the rest of the curb turds.

by Libby4 April 17, 2007

Vag turd

A particularly bothersome child. Or, depending on your feeling about children, any child.

"The movie was ruined by those crying vag turds a few rows behind us."

"Shit yes, I paid for the abortion. I don't need some vag turd ruining my life."

"Those vag turds at table 10 are destroying my section."

"Look, lady, if you don't shut up those rotten vag turds I'll break out a coat hanger and do it for you."

by T.R.F. November 30, 2009

turd tenderizer

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

by sbo March 17, 2011