tuckfard 

A pseudospoonerism of fucktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the "fuck" part would be frowned upon.

"He fertilized his lawn with gasoline? What a tuckfard!"

tuckfard by TheAvacadoMightier July 1, 2004

Tucker's Remorse 

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.

Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.

Tucker's Remorse by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

dick tucked 

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

dick tucked by valkimiko September 14, 2007

Dirty Tucker

Is the sexual act of stuffing all your meat and beans through a gimp suit hood mouth hole you’re wearing as underwear and packing all that Junk into your partners mouth, using fingers if needed, to fill them so they look like a stuffed hamster, wriggling those hips to the tune of I’m Sexy And I Know it until you nut and she expels it through her nose like raging bull.

You’re not a sucker, until you’ve don’t the Dirty Tucker!!!

Dirty Tucker by BluetifulWaffle June 2, 2020

Madi Tucker 

When a white person uses the N-word in an unmannerly way or does black face while saying the N-Word.

Don’t pull a Madi Tucker

Madi Tucker by imscaredofpeople October 7, 2019

tuckerbag 

An Austrailian type of knapsack, that one might use to carry a large amount of survival gear for a long journey.

A place for storing stolen livestock, as immortalized in the song "Waltzing Matilda".

"I've got a 2-week supply of beer in my tuckerbag, mate."

"Where's that jolly jumbuck, that you've got in your tuckerbag?!"

tuckerbag by Wediditforreggie July 16, 2008

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011