tuckfard

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A pseudospoonerism of fucktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the "fuck" part would be frowned upon.

"He fertilized his lawn with gasoline? What a tuckfard!"

tuckfard by TheAvacadoMightier July 1, 2004

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Tuckfard

To call someone a fucktard, but in a more respectful manner.

Mr. Shlongo, you are indeed a tuckfard.

Tuckfard by Pubo December 7, 2016

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tuckfard

A f*in' retard so retarded that fucktard is too complicated for them, hence the spoonerism "tuckfard" which inverts the "t" and the "f" for maximum stupidity.

The guys started a food fight on spaghetti and meatball day to impress the girls at school. Unfortunately, it was also "wear all white" day so they were labeled "tuckfards" thence and for ever.

tuckfard by luigi the squegee September 21, 2010

tuckfard

fucktard spelled by a retard. means a person who fucks retards. LMFAO see fucktard

"Wow, you are a true tuckfard!"

tuckfard by xXcutter4lifeXx March 18, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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