Music that requires no talent or musical ability to create. It is the “creation” of so-called “producers” who fancy themselves as actual musicians. Most “artists” who “write” trance music have very limited skills at playing an instrument or singing. Lyrics, if any, are usually elementary level at best. Trance is “composed” primarily via programs such as Logic and Appleton by using pre-recorded loops. Occasionally, the “producer” will place the tip of his penis onto a midi controller to trigger a few spacey sounds drawn from from an extensive data base of virtual (not real) instruments provided by Steve Jobs. Trance music lacks humanistic feel made possible by the use of real instruments. Any monkey with an index finger and a laptop can be an award-winning trance artist. Trance is very popular in Europe with drug users who don’t know when to go home. It should be said that the most popular “artworks” are usually the worst. The general public usually knows nothing about art which is why Vanilla Ice’s album sold 6 million copies. Some say that trance is “music for people with I.Q.’s over 130” which is interesting since it takes only an I.Q. of 30 to create. These people fail to realize that a high I.Q. has nothing to do with being informed or musically educated. In fact, most “trance snobs” couldn’t tell you that the current song on the radio is sung by The Beatles. Seriously, if ever there was a wrong style of music to be a snob about, it’s trance.
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Verb. To trench coat. Trench coating.
To preform sexual foreplay with the aid of a trench coat. Also may involve pole-dancing, striptease, and various name-calling.
To preform sexual foreplay with the aid of a trench coat. Also may involve pole-dancing, striptease, and various name-calling.
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"The usual?" 0.o
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"Me and Avs were getting it down, trench coating it all night long."
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Yeah Sarah has a boyfriend, but she screwed around with Rebecca last night - she's a total trench taster!
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1. The dumpster milk and effluvium of garbage containers being used for food waste esp. school cafeteria dumpsters which become aggressively nauseating during hot weather.
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