plot hole you can drive a truck through 

A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.

"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."

plot hole you can drive a truck through by Trek August 25, 2006

gut truck 

a gut truck is that trucj that rolls up to your work for lunch break carrying loads of preheated sandwhiches and egg burgers that have your guts turning and your asshole pissing through the eye of a needle minits after you finish you delicious botulism sandwhich.

dude i shat my pants hard after that burger i bought off the gut truck today.

gut truck by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

crash the milk truck 

when one masturbates and blows a load

man i just crash the milk truck

crash the milk truck by ryansmith December 25, 2009

Fire Truck 

A Big Red Vehicle that FireFighters Drive and to put out Fires from there Hoses to save peoples lives.

Jack Stole The Fire Truck omg!

Fire Truck by Ratt April 5, 2005

dump truck 

Derogatory term for a criminal defence lawyer who accepts large numbers of clients with the intention of pleading them guilty as quickly as possible in order to make money on volume.

I wanted to challenge the charge on constitutional grounds, but my lawyer's a dump truck and sold me out to the prosecution.

dump truck by NoJusticeNoPeace April 20, 2009

ice cream truck 

A vehicle, usually white. With a man in it. Who sells icecream.

Makes some people heavily depressed when hearing its jingle on a warm sunday evening.
This could be due to an overdose of the jingle during a long period of time, and/or childhood traumas. When it isn't heard for a long time, it can cause either a sudden shock or an anxiety attack. Both should be treated with the proper care, for it is a serious illness.

Ice cream truck:...Too too to to to tooo to to to tooo to to too toooo...
What happens then:
1. disbelief
"What's that? What do I hear?!..."
2. denial
"This isn't happening. Isn't isn't isn't. Can't be. Can't be!"
3. mental breakdown
"Why, why, why is this happening to me?!"

=> The subject could become severely distressed, and should be treated with tranquilizers at first. Further treatment should be sought if this should happens more often.

ice cream truck by dundundunnnn July 5, 2007

the truck 

Some nebulously defined venereal disease. Possibly linked to the unanswered question what's a truck?

We aren't sure to which disease "the truck" refers, but we are sure it is probably itchy and painful and probably makes your junk smell.

"Tommy donked that girl down last week and she gave him the truck."

the truck by Anne Ominous February 1, 2004