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number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)
Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.
by a-diggity June 29, 2004
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three day rule

An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.

The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.

Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule
by Thooms June 24, 2009
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three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.
I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.
by K.O. Reilly July 30, 2008
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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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three

NOUN- the result of ejaculation. One is to urinate, two is to deficate, and three is to ejaculate.
Dont bother me for the next five minutes, I gotta drop a three.
by The architect February 14, 2005
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three bags full

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"
joe: did you get any snatch last night?
peter: no she was flying the japanese flag so i had to have a three bags full!
by ryansmith August 7, 2010
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three fingered salute

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.
The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.
by StarFox September 4, 2003
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