dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

Hard Dirt

Having sex in a forest clearing

He got some hard dirt last night.

by L0ri3 May 24, 2018

Dover Dirt

A hectic dirt jump track for mad dogs who get rowdy as.

wanna come down to Dover Dirt for a sesh on sundee.

by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018

dirt jams

a song that is rap or hip hop.

Shane, "I be playin me a dirt jams"
Chris Meier, "Is dis Tupac?"

by Richardo Cars May 23, 2006

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 20, 2016

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023