The Middle Eastern Queue

The Middle Eastern Queue is when three people are having sex, standing up. And they are standing in the countries of Lebanon, Israel and Syria. And it's like a merry-go-round, you have to keep pushing and moving, while all three people are standing in a different country.

1. "Hey Susan, I just had sex in three different countries, at THE SAME TIME!" Susan: "You did The Middle Eastern Queue, you naughty boy!"

The Middle Eastern Queue by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

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The World Is Quiet Here

Sexy identification phrase for the sexy organization vfd

“When we drive away in secret you’ll be a volunteer, so don’t scream when ewe take you”
“The World Is Quiet Here”

The World Is Quiet Here by Seggsycountolaf April 9, 2022

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The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry by quaniggadris December 29, 2022