As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.
A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.
That's in theory that is.
Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.
That's in theory that is.
Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
I'm only in this shit job until I get a real job.
Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
by Annoymous January 27, 2005
by Cleany May 14, 2004
When a job or task was done incorrectly or unsatisfactory.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.
That guy is such a job turkey, he left the garbage bag next to barrel rather then depositing it in the dumpster like he should have.
Look at that job turkey!
Look at that job turkey!
by Mike Mass October 15, 2005
by amp(n) August 23, 2008
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
1 (n.) terrible blow job which may include bitting, excessive sucking and/or sloppy noises
2 (n.) any painful blow job from a girl or guy taking too many hints from COSMO magazine
2 (n.) any painful blow job from a girl or guy taking too many hints from COSMO magazine
by Barelegend January 28, 2005
by thesinic May 18, 2006