heat score

a substitution for burn

girl: 'your shoes are ugly.'
guy: 'oh yea? your face is ugly! heat score!'

by cyanide&happyness February 20, 2011

he's got a heat on

He's drunk. Tipsy.

Man, I got a heat on last night. Or, he's got a heat on.

by Carnitaslover September 21, 2017

heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

Heat Wave Bag

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.

I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.

by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

like a bitch in heat

From Chapter 8 of Supermega saves the the troops.

I was flying in a helicopter like a bitch in heat

by Supermega head December 8, 2022

Heat puddle(s)

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.

I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete

by Hannah Canadian April 18, 2018

Heat by Louis Cicalese

Amazing lol

obama vs Heat by Louis Cicalese:

Obama loses obviously

by obamano April 7, 2022