When a guy has a really good dick, but he's incredibly bad for you in every other way, but you're addicted to banging him.
by Agreatfire August 14, 2020
by West Philly19131 March 12, 2019
A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!
by Dagwood55 September 19, 2018
Dick Grayson, full name Richard John Grayson, was the first Robin, Nightwing, and the second Batman. Now back to being Nightwing again. Contrary to what the contributor before me believes, he's never died. The contributor before me is probably thinking of Jason Todd, the second Robin, or Damian Wayne, the fifth.
Anyways, he's also been the leader of the Teen Titans, the Outsiders, ext. His most important and long-lasting "love-interests" are Barbara Gordon and Starfire. His parents died when he was young and so Bruce Wayne sort-of adopted him (he took him as a "ward", if that even means something anymore). And he's way cooler than you so I suggest reading a few comics before you judge.
Anyways, he's also been the leader of the Teen Titans, the Outsiders, ext. His most important and long-lasting "love-interests" are Barbara Gordon and Starfire. His parents died when he was young and so Bruce Wayne sort-of adopted him (he took him as a "ward", if that even means something anymore). And he's way cooler than you so I suggest reading a few comics before you judge.
by Kirbyderbygirl September 28, 2013
Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? Is he the man or the hammer...? Or the cauldron ? He is actually the creator and narrator of the game Getting over it(with Dick Urkel). He's an asshole and will tell you random quotes while you're raging playing this godforsaken game and want to kill yourself. He's also famous for being in a videogamedunkey video.
"This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time isn't it ?"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"
by bipedal December 04, 2019
by Fluck Duck March 09, 2015
A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.
That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.
by Adrienochrome May 16, 2016