teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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fucking gay teacher

Mrs. Wahl, a fucking gay teacher, does not let us leave class 2 minutes early.
by MrShab May 22, 2017
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Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO
Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)
by mrgavrochi September 14, 2020
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gross out teacher

Anyone or anything which is generally disgusting in appearance or action.

The term is derived from Brad Neely's "Wizard People".
1. "Look at that hideous couple over there! Such gross out teachers!"

2. "You ate an entire stick of butter? You're a real gross out teacher!"

3. "You left that dirty frying pan sit for a week?! It's growing mold! Gross out teacher!"
by Philippe Jones August 25, 2006
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Student teacher romance

A romance between a student and teacher. One of the coolest relationships there is especially for teens.
by The Fury 13 November 27, 2010
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teacher boner

A school teacher who has a boner, hard on, or an erection
Yo MR. Smith has a huge teacher boner right now, that dick must be huge
by XARDSX February 29, 2016
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Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever
The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.
by intrnashonalsuperstud June 05, 2009
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