by User 704 May 26, 2019
Get the Softball Legs mug.Protects their peace. Does yoga, Pilates, spin, meditates, or any form of soft girl exercise because their health is a priority. They eat healthy foods and prefer whole raw, natural ingredients like fruits and vegetables. Prefers to look well kept and put together. Prioritizes a more luxury esthetic like name brands or authentic fine jewelry. Will not engage in drama or harmful relationships of any kind ie workplace, romance or friendship. Travels for self care and experiences.
by Diction of diaries August 27, 2022
Get the Soft life mug.1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
Get the micro soft dick mug.by Robin13 January 9, 2011
Get the swag on soft mug.When a girl is wearing tight pants and her pussey area looks like a softball is lodged in there, the girl has a softball pussey. Similar to a fupa.
by samsnatchcatcher November 27, 2009
Get the softball pussey mug.n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.
In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.
by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006
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