Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

shagger

a term for autistic pussy slayers

have you seen shagger I just want all of him

by Archie2353 April 21, 2024

Top shagger

someone who fucks birds, a lot of.

Purth: Hey do you know the top shagger of Bihar??????
Reaper: It's the one and only PeriodEnjoyer!!!!!!!

by Chris_P_Bacon._. April 29, 2024

Spagger

Spagger (noun)
Definition: A person, device, or system that regularly causes or experiences spaggs. Can be used insultingly toward bad Wi-Fi, outdated hardware, or unreliable teammates.

Dude, you’re such a spagger — you constantly lag out of nowhere every game.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Flag shagger

A fervent nationalist who poses with, or decorates their neighbourhood with, nationalistic flags as a form of virtue signalling

He's not patriotic he's a racist flag shagger

by ITman September 15, 2025

Sagger

A description term for a woman whose ass sags to the ground after she takes off her athleisure compression pants.

He thought that Sagger was hot until she took off her LuLu Lemons and her butt tocuhed the ground.

by anonymous November 20, 2025