California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"
What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch
by Stauder April 23, 2009
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red nose sucker

Keith was about to go down on this trollop but she definitely had a red nose sucker!!
by The red nose fisherman March 19, 2017
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cock sucker deluxe

Man that guy is a cock sucker deluxe
by mikeb30 August 23, 2007
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sucker punch

1) A drink that has been defecated in, urinated in and/or spat in.

2)A bad tasting drink prepared for crappy school dances.

you drank the sucker punch? you sick!
by Jose B September 13, 2006
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dirty dick sucker

one who enjoys greatly putting dicks that of the unclean nature in the mouth
Elise sucked dirty dennis's dick last night so she definitely a dirty dick sucker
by holy shit who am i December 14, 2009
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Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.
This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.
by Good Orderly Direction April 07, 2008
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lesbian cock sucker

Used to describe so called lesbians that enjoy sucking and getting fucked with dildos, prosthetic cocks or strap-ons until climax.

Used to describe a lesbian that craves real cock after realizing how good a dildo or strap-on feels/felt up her twat, dunghole, mouth and tits.

These so called lesbian cock suckers also decide to turn "bi or straight" because now they crave, want and need real cock.

Anne Heche was a lissy for dating Ellen Degeneres but is now the example/meaning of a lesbian cock sucker. Anne realized that she's cuckoo for real cock instead of Ellen's hairy strap-on with balls.
1. Lesbian cock suckers are funny!, despite having no attraction for male genitalia, they enjoy strap-on's up their mouth, ass, pussy and between their tits.

2. Lesbian cock suckers also enjoy fingers up their cunt and arse.

3. Lesbo #1: Hey, that lesbian cock sucker is giving us real lesbians a bad name.

Lesbo # 2: Totally, real lesbians enjoy pussy and tits not a strap-on, dildo or prosthetic.

Lesbo #1: I'd rather respect, date or befriend a lesbian whore hound instead of a yucky lesbian cock sucker.

Lesbo #2: Yeah, lesbian cock suckers are yucky and usually dump you for real cock but at least a lesbian whore hound is true to pussy & tits.
by Not a lesbian cock sucker October 29, 2006
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