British steamboat

When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.

Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!

by MattyGsteen May 19, 2016

A Steamy

A hot and heavy situation with a close friend usually in a secluded location (such as a closet) under unusual circumstances. This friend is often a member of the same sex and is someone you've never had any intention of getting physical with

Boy 1: Dude, how was that party last night?
Boy 2: Super weird man, I had a steamy with Don.

by Lucifer1023 February 15, 2017

Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 1, 2018

Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.

John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.

by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018

Amherst Steamer

Basically a Cleveland Steamer of puke projected into the middle of a bed right on the sheets.

Bro did you see that Amherst Steamer Kimmy left in Jakes bed

by Dr Garrison November 8, 2018

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019