Tamster Squirrel

noun. A talented, smart, and all around great person. Can run fast and plays trumpet.

Tamster squirrel is a band geek.

by audrey November 7, 2004

Squirrel

The kinda girl you don't want to keep around for too long. Cute and cuddly, but crazy as fuck.

Yo man, Miley Cyrus is a total squirrel. But she's probably still worth it for a bit

by Bobby Bigwheels October 11, 2010

Squirrel Kiss

a type of kiss that resembles how Squirrels great each other, a cross between a sniff and a kiss. Invented by Hazel

she just kissed me like a squirrel, that girl is nuts! i think it was a squirrel kiss
Squirrel nuts kiss Sniff

by therealbadgerbaiter March 18, 2011

squirrel

What do they do when you're not around? THEY DRINK YOUR BEER!!! AND SMOKE YOUR CIGS!!!

Goddamn squirrels raided my basement fridge again. Now I'll have to by another $50's worth of beer.

by squirrels must die August 5, 2003

Squirrel

A good friend but annoying as hell when he's left stuck in a room to long. You can't take him out in public because he will make you look stupid but you love him anyways. You will always love squirrels.

Zack Hall=Squirrel

by Cheese1693 November 21, 2009

squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.

during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends

by revilo nworb August 27, 2013

peeping squirrel

Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.

Hey, look at my peeping squirrel!

by tromboneelvis October 8, 2009