Shlortzel

An expression to address a lazy and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

Sportapoligic

A person whom does not have a sports team, but watches sports. Cheers for sports and talks about sports.

You are one of those sportapoligic people who cannot decide on a sports team or only go for a winner?

by Marjen$$$ February 27, 2024

Sploutaneous

Describes the feeling of doing something in the heat of the moment.

Imagine the word “Spontaneous” but with a little more flare and power.

Last night I made out with Jessica, I didn’t even know I was into her. I guess I was just feeling a bit Sploutaneous.

by TheJabes March 29, 2024

splart

Like a Shart only you accidently shit on someone other than yourself

While being buggered you accidentally Splart , spraying your partners abdomen

by Creesha April 1, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after going through a divorce.

I splorced last night and I now know how I feel.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after a divorce.

I splorced last night and now understand what happened.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

splorf

To shred some sick chords in the group chat on the fly, often via a voice message. Can be done with a guitar, banjo, piano, keyboard, sampler, drum machine, synthesizer, tuba, trombone, saxophone, kalimba, the drums, or any other radical instrument.

I gotta splorf this, hold on

by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024