A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 06, 2017
When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil February 18, 2011
when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
by panda sock April 17, 2021
An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.
by BeatBoxer14 December 04, 2016
When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.
by Devin Johnson April 29, 2008
(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.
(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
by Michael Ratcliffe February 09, 2008
The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".
by theluckiestboyintheworld December 25, 2011