Smack Happy 

Holding down a tiny midget and beating it with a clothes hanger until it admits that all midgets can get there own damn job after they're eighteen years old and move out of my damn house. I'll show you all one day midgets. Mark my words!!!!!!

"I got smack happy on that midget last night!"

Smack Happy by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Smeckledorfed 

When you have been set up

How dare you, you smeckledorfed me!

Smeckledorfed by Mr Tubbins November 6, 2017

seckle your boat 

someone who needs to calm down, stop getting overexicted.

why you starting beef for, seckle your boat.

seckle your boat by billthe1 January 4, 2009

Counter-Smack 

nickname for the online team-based shooter "Counter-Strike." Similar in structure and meaning to the popular EverQuest nickname EverCrack. Refers to the addictive nature of the game.

Steve played fifty hours of Counter-Smack this week!

Counter-Smack by Flaming Moose December 6, 2004

Ear Secks 

When you hear something so awesome, your ears orgasm. Not to be confused with Ear Sex.

Person: That song was fucking awesome!
Person2: Yeah it was like ear secks.

Ear Secks by Doritosbitch September 15, 2010

Fecal-Shmeckled 

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

Fecal-Shmeckled by Mashque September 22, 2010

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack 

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack by Azgru September 28, 2007