sheet lord

A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.

Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure

by Sheet Lord November 25, 2016

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

Sheet Stuffer

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017

sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017

Sheet cray

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

by JJOC August 1, 2017

shoetuation

a situation where you acquire far too many shoes for your closet, house, life, and wife (or husband) to handle

we've got a shoetuation on our hands here, there's 35 pairs of Jordan's in the closet and no room for baby clothes

by HipStir September 27, 2017

sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.

Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.

by Invizibullman May 22, 2018