Science

the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence obtained.

The Science class ended

by Scoreboard Sunday March 17, 2023

Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 1, 2023

science boy

A derogatory way to refer to your friend who is in a STEM field of work or has a STEM major.

“What did you think would happen if you poured bleach into your eyes?”

“Whatever science boy.”

by Firebirb October 19, 2023

Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention

Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

San Francisco Science Fair

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.

"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"

by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023