A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
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She's a textbook Schrödinger's feminist
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She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
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Get the Schrodinger's crap mug.A Schrödinger is someone who decides what they meant by something only after seeing the reaction to it. A good example of this is Schrödinger's Douchebag, which is commonly defined as "Someone who says something bad, and decides weather or not it was a joke after seeing the reaction to it." Another example is someone who sends a risky text and says they accidentally sent it to the wrong person if the reaction to the text is negative.
Person One: This person asked me out and said it was a dare when I rejected them.
Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.
Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.
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Get the Schrodinger's Jk mug.A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.
Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF
NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that
Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE
In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.
NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that
Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE
In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.
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