Definitions by Sir_Platypus_VII

Schrödinger 

A Schrödinger is someone who decides what they meant by something only after seeing the reaction to it. A good example of this is Schrödinger's Douchebag, which is commonly defined as "Someone who says something bad, and decides weather or not it was a joke after seeing the reaction to it." Another example is someone who sends a risky text and says they accidentally sent it to the wrong person if the reaction to the text is negative.

Person One: This person asked me out and said it was a dare when I rejected them.

Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.

Schrödinger by Sir_Platypus_VII December 11, 2023

LMTO 

The old english version of "LMAO", which means "laughing my tush off". Most commonly used in the early internet, and was replaced with LMAO.

That's so funny, I'm LMTO

LMTO by Sir_Platypus_VII November 28, 2023

Pull a Sayori 

To kill yourself via hanging, in reference to the game "Doki-Doki Literature Club!".
Note: the phrase still debatably works as a substitute to suicide, but it is most commonly used just as a substitute for hanging.

I swear to Christ you are gonna make me pull a Sayori.

Pull a Sayori by Sir_Platypus_VII November 13, 2023